George Carlin Baseball vs Football




A hilarious routine from the undisputed master of intelligent comedy, George Carlin (RIP). These are the many reasons why I have ALWAYS hated baseball };-) This segment is rated PG, no foul language, so don’t dispair… };-) ENJOY, RATE, COMMENT, AND SUBSCRIBE!! —————————–

25 Responses to “George Carlin Baseball vs Football”

  1. WE LOVE WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. specialed7178 on April 30th, 2010 at 5:18 pm

    rest in peace Mr. Carlin.

  3. @Bigkahkistan You’re right I can’t deny they’re big brutes hopped up on creatine and steroids.

  4. @JAYDED Dude, have you ever seen a football player? Specifically linemen? They’re creatine-addled freaks of nature, probably twice the size of your average baseball player. Their job description involves being hit by other hulking brutes at high speed. They could probably beat the shit out of your average baseball player.

    All that said, Carlin was criticizing football for its overly violent characteristics here. He was a fan of baseball, not a hater.

  5. @DtDust “You can really tell how gay baseball is when the game basically says “Ohhh, you poor thing, the pitcher hit you? well here, have a pity base”

    I’d like to see you take a hit from a 90+mph fastball. Also the act of throwing a baseball is equivalent to throwing a haymaker punch, if you don’t belive this you’re a retard. That’s why there is a lot of ex college/pro baseball players fighting in MMA.

  6. This dude is calling Baseball a game for pussies. But in real life what skills are going to use in a fight, the skills you get from Baseball or Football?. In Baseball you can swing a bat and take heads off and throw a haymaker punch. In football all it is, is grappling and you still have to catch the person to grapple them to the ground.

  7. A lot of ex-baseball players fight in MMA, because throwing a baseball is the same as throwing a punch. Only difference is each time baseball players throw a ball it’s like they’re throwing a haymaker punch.

  8. I love baseball and so did George Carlin.

  9. jadedmastermind on April 30th, 2010 at 8:41 pm

    One of George Carlin’s greates bits (Or as I like to call him, The Great One). RIP.

  10. @iyt89 I know right. So annoying.

  11. Carlin is awesome. But it’s not necessary to ‘hate’ baseball – if you don’t enjoy it, do you truly hate it?

  12. subterraneannn on April 30th, 2010 at 9:08 pm

    @MaxFerg1 you have to question the sense of dignity of anyone who during the worst recession in 80 years due exclusively to corporate greed wants to protect the rights of people who would watch him and his fucking children starve to death in the streets, they don’t care, keep defending the rich, it’s my beer fund at the end of the day

  13. @MaxFerg1 What about the underprivileged people who can’t afford to go to college? What about all the poor that capitalism screws over? I don’t really understand your comment anyway. What if I don’t want to start a business or don’t want to be a major businessman in an office? Whatever I do I should be allowed my political opinion, and not have to be a CEO to live a comfortable life. You say fuck socialism at the end, you didn’t give any proper reasons why.

  14. MrBobthecatisfat on April 30th, 2010 at 9:35 pm

    hes going to go to h e double hockey sticks if he keeps using such vulgar language!

  15. football should be call “handball” a more suitable name….

  16. armyveteran101st on April 30th, 2010 at 9:43 pm

    @MaxFerg1 This is not the right venue for this conversation, but I’ll reply to your simplistic, somewhat braindead comment anyway. Not everyone can afford to go to college, nowadays it is getting increasingly difficult to get a good job, and there are very , very few companies left where upper mobility is a possibility. Starting a business in an environment where 8 or 9 out of every 10 start-ups fail doesn’t strike me as particularly smart either. You need to get your head out of your ass, chief

  17. @Timberly0293 its called go to college get a good job and work your way up through a company, or be smart and start your own company. Fuck socialism

  18. football rocks!! he’s right,of course

  19. football is ok. baseball is the shit. hockey too

  20. god this video is about a comdedien talking about sports and all i keep watching is stupid comments about POLITICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  21. mikeschultz215Wcu on May 1st, 2010 at 1:00 am

    @obiwanobiwan13 Mets suck, Phillies own them.

  22. This is my last attempt to warn everyone out there… please look up FEMA PRISON CAMPS!! I cannot believe people would waste their time to watch “charlie bit my finger” but they can’t take out just 1 minute to look at the truth that’s all around us. Look up FEMA PRISON CAMPS everyone!! We must know the truth before the army starts herding everyone into these concentration camps! When the day comes when everyone is imprisoned… I’m gonna say FUCK YOU ALL for not listening to me!

  23. @Timberly0293 Though I doubt it I will still hope for that.

  24. Timberly0293 on May 1st, 2010 at 3:03 am

    @Valkbg Actually I agree, true Communism hasn’t been implemented anywhere, but neither has pure socialism. Revolution is what makes society progress to these stages, and governments have tried to force it in the past, causing problems. We haven’t experienced either of these systems yet. I hope that if we ever do, it will be a change for the better.

  25. @Timberly0293 Well for starters Communism has never existed. I mean it hasnt been implemented anywhere. And also Bulgaria was never under Communism cause it was like Britain in the 1970s but more. Also Im against both left and right so dont think Im under BS propaganda. I agree that there are good points in Socialism but the whole package isn’t for me.


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